Vote Bully 2016
“Cut the Bull” and let’s talk about the real issues facing Valley animals. Pitbulls are adorable, sweet and dying at alarming rates in animal shelters across the Valley. Fresno Humane will be cutting their adoption fees on Bully breeds by half for the month of November. Let’s see how the candidates weigh in on these issues (see the 2nd picture).
I have served as a Bully advocate in your county animal shelter for 12 weeks, I have the experience needed to be elected. In that time, I have seen the issues that plague our Valley’s homeless pets. Too many Bullies flood the local shelters. We must preach spay & neuter. Our lost animal reclaim rates need improvement. Through low-cost microchipping services we can return lost pets to their homes. Day by day I have witnessed adopters pass by not only my cage but the cages of my Bully Buddies as well. No more! Bully Buddies are sturdy and adorable but most of all love-a-bull! Let’s cut the bull and talk about how wonderful my Bully Buddies are. Adopt our Bullies! Love-a-Bull 2016
Americans, I speak to you from a Valley in crisis. Our Bully Buddies are dying on the streets and in local animal shelters daily. Only I can fix it. Nobody loves Pitbulls more than I do. If I’m elected I will befriend charitable businessmen to pay for a new, impenetrable shelter and it will keep us safe. It will be huge with plenty of room to chase our tails. I alone can fix the problems facing us Bullies. Through Big adoption, reunion and spay and neuter campaigns our Bully overpopulation can be solved. I agree with my opponent that microchipping is a key component to reunifying our Bully Buddies with their families and I will steer that program successfully. Bullies need strong, athletic adopters that like to snuggle. We are the ultimate American dog and in need of your love! Adopt-a-Bull 2016.